This is a short post, but the conversation amused me enough to make me want to splash it around on the internet. Behold!
We've got a new Tesco now. It opened recently, and while it's not exactly huge, it stocks a decent amount of products. I dragged Wetsoks along with me this afternoon, despite her complaints, only to find that there were crowds of people meandering slowly along the pavements, blocking our path.
Me: Oh, what fresh hell is this?
Wetsoks: I know! Madonna is performing tonight at Murrayfield.
Me: Ah! You know, I would have liked to go to that but it was kind of pricey.
Wetsoks: I don't like people. I don't like being outside. I don't know why I'm here.
Me: It's good for you to see sunlight occasionally.
Wetsoks: It really isn't.
Me: Don't you want to cherish these moments?
Me: Open your heart!
Wetsoks: Sweet merciful lord-
Me: Wetsoks, don't preach. We're in trouble deep.
Wetsoks: NO! Stop that!
Me: We've only got 4 minutes to save the world. Tick tock tick tock.
Wetsoks: I am unhappy in all the ways.